Getting mad because your Duvalin didn’t come with a spoon.
#mexicanproblems
I didn’t go to school like monday so i decided to cut my hair to pass time. I straightened my hair this whole week because my hair is pretty short. My dad got home and I hadn’t gotten the chance to straighten my hair yet so it was all natural (curly) and he looked at me almost laughing. He was all “What did you DO to your hair?!”…maaaaaaan. i look dumb.
"Lick my PUSS’, you FOOLS!"
— My nephew
"I was laying down and I got up to go to the bathroom, but I ran into the door."
— Joseph Guillermo
just another average day in the life of a mexican
My dad took me to meijer to help him find a thermos. He picks up the biggest thermos he could find, turns to me and says “Luce, look! The top is big enough for my tacos!” He’s dead serious too. He’s all like “I can fit my tacos in it!!!” :{D typical mexican.
