Mike, if you’re reading this, hi.
Reactions to rough times and bad home situations
My brother: Well, at least I still have great friends that care about me, listen to me, and offer to help out.
Me: Well, At least I still have wifi.
Mom: STOP STEALING MY BODY WASH. YOU HAD $150 TO GET WHAT YOU NEEDED SO YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN YOUR OWN SOAP.
Brother: I bought what I NEEDED, mom. CLOTHES.
Mom: You bought a hoodie (flimsy, black) and one pair of shoes (thin, canvas).
Me: YOU SPENT 150 BUCKS ON TWO THINGS?!
Brother: No! I also bought my ticket!
Me: What about pants?
Brother: I had to buy my Go Radio ticket...
Me: You bought Go Radio tickets...before pants?
Brother: I needed it.
Me: Now that's dedication.
Brother: I bought what I NEEDED, mom. CLOTHES.
Mom: You bought a hoodie (flimsy, black) and one pair of shoes (thin, canvas).
Me: YOU SPENT 150 BUCKS ON TWO THINGS?!
Brother: No! I also bought my ticket!
Me: What about pants?
Brother: I had to buy my Go Radio ticket...
Me: You bought Go Radio tickets...before pants?
Brother: I needed it.
Me: Now that's dedication.
Me: *hears that infamous sizzling sound* I think your stuff is boiling over.
Mike: FRUCTOSE!!! *sprints to kitchen*
Mike: FRUCTOSE!!! *sprints to kitchen*
