youthgonewildchild: I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
Reblog this if you are literally suprised when...
bear-and-free: people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
moraniarty: Martha doesn’t like Emily’s blog. She keeps that to herself and doesn’t send Emily hatemail. Thanks Martha. Blog ettiqette. Super simple stuff.
incantations-: There was a time when Lucy told me I look like Buster the Rabbit from Arthur. Why? More importantly, how? you do tho. its so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
vondell-swain: hey i just met you and this is crazy but here’s my number so call me ishmael
edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums except shannon actually was raised in a barn.
bruinthecup: I think they should make a male version of Hooters Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs It shall be called Pythons
itsdigestible: Apparently if the University of Michigan was its own country it would have the 7th most successful Olympic team in history. 133 medals baby. Go Blue!
Gangster 1: Westside!
setbabiesonfire: snowpetrel: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?” ...
That akward moment when Lexie isn't sexy.
showerbeer: Things I’ve Googled in the last week that I should be ashamed of: What is the stupidest thing I could put in my nose Mimi from Drew Carey roleplay Is it safe to fart in the shower Spam statue Christmas elf assplay Can you be allergic to air
teacuptime: Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, men will screw anything. Q:What do rubix cubes and penis’ have in common? A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q: What are three words that will ruin a man’s ego? A: Is it in?
do you ever think about how weird reading is our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird poop.