laureninlights: Adventure Time Theme, but we added a few lyrics of our own
icelikelollies: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it
yellowskinneded: tabarnack: watched this three times in a row and laughed just as hard each time kjjghgfkuhjgjkjhij
: walking to my car after blues with Scott
Asshole in his car: Girl you're working those shorts!
Scott: Aww that so nice I got them at old navy
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
mindcontrolmindrestart: No one ever asked Joey Tribbiani how he was doing.
supermexican replied to your photo: You have my eternal love if you know what my… Code Lyoko Love that shit. i love you forever.
intoxicatingdelights: isleptwithkevinskaff: imjustonekid: How to look like Drake. A Make-up Tutorial. oh mY FUCKING LORD PROMISE PHAN is my fucking hero. look at her whole channel.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
luhsheuh: just had a really fun like, 5 and a half hours. including nature walks, leaving the city and going to another, almost getting a ticket for being on the beach after late, and just dealing with a bunch of guys and girls that were fun. le sigh my feet hurt. literally so sore, i cannot wait to sleep. i really hope my dog behaved. GOD my mother would kill me if she knew about my night. ...
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
You Won't Stand Alone: I love how when republican... →
itsdigestible: I love how when republican politicians say ‘this country’ they mean themselves They’ll say this Obama administration is destroying this country when they really mean that this administration is destroying them and their financial power of manipulation. The Obama administration and policies have…
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!1!!11!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.
blingostarr: spiswatchingyou: i-steal-your-pantsu: videohall: Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious. what the hell oh my gOD i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part thaaat’s pretty cool omgomg