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titsforpresident: the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters she now associates everything bad with the word hipster yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now” today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it” this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good “wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
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SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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